Signature silhouette of Donald Trump and his fabulous hair blowing in the wind, unmistakable outline.
WASHINGTON–As of recent events Trump has made his mark on the country and his next moves are always being studied. Recently he has been dealing with trouble of bruising on his hands which have been claimed to appear from “shaking too many hands”. Despite this, the country has raised an eyebrow at the president’s health. The White House and others a part of his administration claim up and down he’s the healthiest he has ever been and unlike any other old man to be seen. Only if the country can ignore the body weight carried on him, bruising on his hands and his stumbles in the public eye, he is in peak health. Since August 26th, the president has yet to be seen. Although his tweeter page has been active, judging on the texts and his writing styles, many speculate there is an imposter running the page. The country is in confusion as to where he could be hiding or due to health concerns, if he’s still with here. Reports say, “he’s working on himself getting his summer tan while the weather is still hot, he sure knows how to take care of himself.” Meanwhile actual reports claim he was spotted on August 30th doing what he knows somewhat how to do, golfing.