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Monaco – At the launch of the world’s wealthiest individual, Musa Blackrock new product called “Happiness Premium”, Mr. Blackrock constantly repeated his well known mantra, “money can buy happiness”, just minutes after launching his latest product.
During the exclusive interview with Needy News Network, Mr. Blackrock told the reporter “Look, money is overrated, why not buy happiness?”, while sipping his Da Hong Pao tea in his golden mug. “It will come at a cost though”, he added, as he gave his bodyguard his mug to hold so that he could adjust his Patek Philippe.
Known for his controversial statements and outlandish business ideas, Mr. Blackrock earlier this year trademarked the slogan “money can buy happiness”, then sold shares of it to a tech company where he decided to be paid in stocks. Since then, the company and Mr. Blackrock started the launch of several products including “Happiness” which was also launched earlier this year.
Consumers can now subscribe to “Happiness” as well as upgrade to “Happiness Premium” plan. This will cost $60.00 monthly for “Happiness” and $99.00 for “Happiness Premium”. A free trial for three days is also offered for both products but requires a credit card on file to sign up.
Critics have been attacking Mr. Blackrock stating why he wont reveal what’s inside his products. “We still don’t know what’s inside Happiness”, said the reporter. Mr. BlackRock states “When the Colonel reveals his secret, I will tell you mine”
When asked what’s next in his business ventures, he stated that he is planning on launching another product next year, called “Sadness”.