Ariana Grande Announces 2026 Tour: 9 American Cities and the Entirety of Europe (London)
August 29, 2025
Could this be the ‘miniest mini’ tour ever? Ariana Grande broke the internet yesterday, Thursday, August 27, when she casually announced her 2026 tour on Instagram with the caption “see you next year.” Naturally, fans lost it. The happy tears flowed and for a brief moment, the world felt united in sparkle emojis. Then came the fine print: only ten…
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Spotify Suffers Global Meltdown After Taylor Swift Surprise Album Drops
August 28, 2025
Panic rippled through offices, campuses, and coffee shops across the globe Monday morning after Spotify abruptly crashed following the surprise release of Taylor Swift’s 13th studio album, “Midnights (Again) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault of the Vault)”. The 34-track album, announced via an uncaptioned Instagram Story at exactly 11:11 a.m. EST, sent Swifties into a collective frenzy so intense that…
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Oil Execs Suggest Turning Babies Into Oil To Prevent Running Out Of Oil
August 27, 2025
Maybe Literal Baby Oil is the answer to the energy crisis.
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Adjunct instructor prepares for semester by renting office space in a 2007 Honda Civic
August 24, 2025
Great lighting and power windows come together in affordable new office space for adjunct instructors on campus.
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